Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Cover W

So I guess Celebrity Hot Sauce will file this one under One for the Guys and One for the Gals - 'cause apparently there's some ladies out there who likey Gerard Butler. Sure he's handsome... and funny... and in great shape... okay, okay, fair enough. But really the treat here is for us dudes in the form of the de-freaking-licious and only getting sexier as she gets older Jennifer Aniston. She is all kinds of hot as she poses on Gerard's lap there on the cover of W's April issue. She's wearing... stockings. Mmmmmm... Jen's legs and thighs in silk stockings... yummmmmm. Then there's a few more - Jen counting out the cash in a car - bonus more stockings! -- and Jen getting busted by "The Man". All of this is of course part of the P.R. blitz for The Bounty Hunter - which looks like a pretty good flick. Yup, one for the guys and one for the gals indeed - the perfect date night movie. Enjoy the pics - Cheers.

Jennifer Aniston Gets In Shape For Russia

It doesn't matter one teeny tiny little bit what country Jennifer Aniston is in. Nope, it could be France, Brazil, Fiji, Namibia, Chile or hell, even Russia like she is here for Shape magazine - she is one hella sexy woman! Always the tastiest treat yer ever gonna be lucky enough to lay your eyeballs on. And just think... Bad Beard The Pirate aka Brad Pitt tossed her aside for that skinny crazy thing Angelina Jolie. The man is clearly insane. Clearly. Enjoy the Jen!

Jennifer Aniston is Really Well Designed

 

Okay - so I've always been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston's incredible lusciousness - but here now today at Celebrity Hot Sauce we learn that she truly is very well designed. The proof? She's on the cover of... Architectural Digest! (more lovely Jen pics after the jump!)

Jennifer Aniston Candid Bikini Hotness

So here we have the delicious Jennifer Aniston doing the whole looking good is the best revenge thing. Yup, as Brangelina very publicly and very loudly implodes Jen just headed on down to Mexico and put on a pair of wee little bikinis. (more pictures after the jump!)

Jennifer Aniston Straddles Gerard Butler

Soooo Gerard Butler... at this very moment right here - is the luckiest man alive! I mean seriously, the dude is living out the very dream I had last night. Yup, there he is laying on a bed with the incomparable Jennifer Aniston in a body hugging outfit -- handcuffed to the bed and straddling him. Yeah, her legs are spread on either side of his whole groin region there. Her luscious lips inches away from his. Her silken mane brushing his cheek. Let me repeat: LUCKY BASTARD!!!! Okay sure, since this is a still from their upcoming movie The Bounty Hunter there was a cast and crew of 100 dudes all around them holding lights and boom mikes and stuff - but still - you'd kill to be in his spot right there wouldn't ya? Damn right you would. So would I. If ya want more details about the film check out: The Bounty Hunter IMDB.

Jennifer Aniston's Bare Naked Back

Okay, so I have but one teeny weeny, itsy-bitsy request for the wonderful Jennifer Aniston here. I mean, yup she is looking g-r-r-e-a-t- as she's standing there topless in a pair of dress pants and just showing off acres of her lovely naked girl flesh. Yup, yup, yup. It's all good. Except... please Jen, please... could you turn around? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? No? Damn. Ah well - enjoy the sexy back!

Jennifer Aniston Mans The Help Haiti Hotline

So here we have Jennifer Aniston showing off her phone usage skills at the big Haiti charity fundraising event last Friday. And people say these big stars can't do anything for themselves! Look at her - she knows how to use that phone - you know, holding the ear part to her ear and the mouth part to her mouth... it's amazing! I'm kidding of course. She is a woman after all and if there's one thing a woman knows how to do.. it's talk on the phone. Endlessly. Ladies please send your hate mail to DanielCraig@TheWorstJamesBondEver.Com. Enjoy the candid Jennifer, especially that last pic where we get a decent view of her very nice derriere.

Jennifer Aniston Hot Legs At The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards

In addition to showing off her wonderfully beautiful face last night at the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards in Los Angeles, sweet Jennifer Aniston was also kind enough to also flash a whole lot of her hot legs. Well, hot leg actually - because it's really just the right one that gets featured. I wonder if the left leg got jealous of not getting any exposure on the red carpet hmmmm? Stupid right leg always getting all the attention... anyways - she looks amazing! Enjoy the candid hotness.

Jennifer Aniston Beautiful At The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards

Soooo they held the 67th annual Golden Globe Awards in Los Angeles last night and of course the wonderful Jennifer Aniston was there to grace the red carpet with her superlative beauty. I mean, really, just look at these gorgeous head shots the paparazzi snapped -- she is just simply... amazing... stunning... awesome! Clearly the most incredible woman there. Enjoy the candid view!

Jennifer Aniston's Awesome Ass and Hot Links!

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there ain't no woman who wears business clothes better than Jennifer Aniston. I mean would ya just check out her incredible ass in them there dress pants? How perfect an ass is that? P-E-R-F-E-C-T. And I'm telling you - this is one woman who is definitely getting better with age. She is hot. Sooooo hot. And here now my friends, are some more hot links to enjoy:

Parisite Hilton To Wed @ Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Charlize Theron Likes Hairy Cracks @ I Need My Fix

Britney Spears Sighting @ Poor Britney

Spiderman 4 Officially Cancelled @ Backseat Cuddler

Conan O'Brien Quits That Bitch @ Allie Is Wired

A Word On Mark McGwire @ Busy Bee

Simon Cowell Does Simon Cowell Quite Well @ The Star Celeb

Eva Mendes In Russian Elle @ Gossip Bees

American Idol Premiere ReCap @ Have You Heard??

Jennifer Aniston's 2005 Vanity Fair Photo Shoot

Lucky, lucky you! Today we have some of the best pictures ever taken of the wonderful Jennifer Aniston. Yep, it's the now classic snaps Mario Testino took of her for Vanity Fair's September 2005 issue. Jen has never - EVER - looked better - and lord Knows Jen looks pretty darn good all of the time so that's really saying something. Enjoy the pics! Cheers.

Jennifer Aniston's Tight Red Top

You know, with the proliferation of pretty little pop tarts out there these days I was kinda thinking that maybe we all needed a refresher course on what a real woman looks like. To that end, today we have the gorgeous Jennifer Aniston posing in a painted on red top and looking... just every inch a W-O-M-A-N. And that is a very, very good thing. Enjoy the Jen!

Jennifer Aniston The Bounty Hunter Promo Picture

So Jennifer Aniston's next movie The Bounty Hunter will hit the big screen in March 2010. It sure looks like a good one. It co-stars the very cool Gerard Butler as bounty hunter who learns that his next target is his ex-wife - Jen of course - a reporter working on a murder cover-up. I'm sure they're gonna sizzle together - check out this promo pic:

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For more - view the trailer:
You Tube: The Bounty Hunter 2010 Trailer

Or read all about it:
IMDB: The Bounty Hunter 2010

Jennifer Aniston Lacks Bike Riding Skills

Hey - you know how they say "it's just like riding a bike - you never forget"? Well, it seems that the loverly Jennifer Aniston is either the exception to that rule or her parents didn't do a very good job in teaching her. Because that my friends is a gal lacking bike riding skills if I ever saw one. It's okay though Jen - you've got plenty of other skills that more than make up for it... like looking great in a bikini, looking great in blue jeans, looking great... all the time.

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Jennifer Aniston Opens Up

Oh my. Jennifer Aniston sure amps up the sexy in this picture from some years ago. Gotta love a gal in denim short shorts and a tied up shirt showing off her yummy tummy and more importantly her... you knows. Enjoy the view!

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Jennifer Aniston's Black and White Bum

Okay - yup, it's true - Jennifer Aniston has a very - VERY - nice tushie. Sure, 'cause here she is showing it off in an out-take from that glorious photo shoot she did for Rolling Stone lo those many years ago. How much joy have these pics brought us all over the years? So, so very much joy. So enjoy!

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Jennifer Aniston Has Wavy Hair

The hair. Jennifer Aniston of course is all about the hair. Sure, that's what made her famous in the first place right? Remember "The Rachel"? Everyone was doing it back int he early 90's. Well, here she is showing off a wavier mane look and I gotta say - I'm lovin' the whole "wind-swept" vibe. Lovin' it I tells ya!

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Alexa Vega A Spy Kid No More @ Celebrity Hot Sauce
Jessica Alba Has Fashionable Legs @ Jessica Alba Planet
Jennifer Aniston Is Red Hot

Jennifer Aniston Kisses Herself In The Mirror

Seriously, if you were as gorgeous as Jennifer Aniston - wouldn't you wanna give yourself a little kiss? Sure you would. I mean, all of the rest of us really - REALLY - wanna give her a kiss so you can;t blame her. But, how to do it? Hmmm... well, the mirror is the next best thing. Ah c'mon - she's just tons of fun! Love this pic - enjoy!

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Jennifer Aniston Is Red Hot

Red-hot-i-licious! How hot is the lovely Jennifer Aniston in this pic? Red smoking hot! Okay, okay, it's not cool any more to show a gal with a cigarette in a fashion pic - its not a good image for the kids ya know - but hey, this one really ain't for the kids now is it? Nah, this is for us grown-ups to enjoy --- so go ahead and enjoy! Cheers.

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Jennifer Aniston Is Really Bendy

I'm telling you - this Jennifer Aniston gal - she's got some serious skills! I mean, just check out that form as she bends up against that wall. Don't try this at home kids - this kinda move requires a true professional. Enjoy the Aniston!

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