Showing newest posts with label Alessandra Ambrosio. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Alessandra Ambrosio. Show older posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Alessandra Ambrosio Is Trying To Kill Me
Right. So, if you were ever to picture something as lurid as say.... oh I dunno... getting busy with a supermodel.... like say quite possibly the world's most luscious MILF, Brazilian supermodel and Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio for example - what three positions might you expect to "see" her in hmmmm? Got any faves in that toolbox of yours? Well, all's I'm saying is the woman has gone and delivered Celebrity Hot Sauce's top picks without a doubt in these here candids from a recent Vicky's bikini photo shoot in St. Bart's. Cripes even the look on her face is just about right. Damn. I kid you not when I tell you I just about had a heart attack from pure joy when I first saw these suckers.
Oh and check this out -- can you spot the supermodel here who has pooped out a kid? Cripes... Alessandra's yummy tummy is tighter and more toned than either of those gals. I don't wanna be mean but... ain't they kinda biggish to be doing a Vicky's bikini shoot? Or is this a Plus Size dealio? But then... what's a wisp of a gal like Alessandra doing with them.... hmmmmm... I'm confused.... and yet oddly happy at the same time...
Labels:
Alessandra Ambrosio,
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Monday, January 25, 2010
Alessandra Ambrosio String Bikini In St. Bart's
Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel and all round MILF-tastic superbabe Alessandra Ambrosio went to St. Bart's presumably for a Viccy's photo shoot... and the poor thing got stuck out on a raft, or surfboard, or something all by herself! Ack! What's a hottie to do? Well, the quick thinking Ali sprung into action and started paddling... and laughing... well, laughing mostly. Mmmm... she looks good when she laughs. And happens to be be wearing a barely there string bikini. Enjoy the candid hotness!






Labels:
Alessandra Ambrosio,
Bikini,
Supermodel
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Alessandra Ambrosio Is Playful In Miami

Honestly, I think the world's sexiest MILF - Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio - is trying to kill me. Yup, the girl is doing her level best to give me a heart attack. How? Well... not only is she showing off just acres and acres of her near perfect girl flesh in these candid snaps from Miami Beach - but she's also displaying a boatload of fun and spunky personality here. Laughing and playing and teasing and... SHE IS AWESOME! I know my heart rate jumped well beyond the safety zone as I gazed... leered at... devoured... these loverly pictures at least. Mmmmm.... gawd bless her thumb is all I'm gonna say about that second shot there. Gawd bless that thumb. And how about that last one there... how'd you like to see that in front of you as yer getting into bed? Would you sell your soul for that view? Oh yeah. Yup. Yeeeessssss. Anywho - enjoy the supermodel bikini-liciousness - Cheers.



Labels:
Alessandra Ambrosio,
Bikini,
Supermodel
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Alessandra Ambrosio Candid Bikini Hotness
So... is she or isn't she? What? The sexiest MILF on the planet - that's what. Well, Alessandra Ambrosio may just be - but the only person who can really answer that question is you my friend. So have a gander at her as she shows off her lovely long and lean lusciousness in this nice candid bikini pic - pre-kid - and make up your mind. I say... maybe... just maybe. Yes that is a major cop out -- so sue me! Enjoy the view - Cheers.


Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Candid Bikini Hotness
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Alessandra Ambrosio,
Bikini,
Supermodel
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Alessandra Ambrosio Is Stretchy
Brazilian Victoria's Secret Supermodel and MILF extraordinaire, Miss Alessandra Ambrosio, shows off her stretching skills on a beach in St. Barth yesterday. I dunno if she's working the yoga thing or maybe doing some Tai-Chi or... oh wait... hang on a second -- through the magic of Celebrity Hot Sauce's Long Distance Vulcan Mind Meld Technology (patent pending) - I understand we now have access to what she was thinking during her workout! Let's have a look shall we? Sure why not...


So there you have it - some remarkable insight into the mind of one of the most beautiful women in the world. Apparently the girl likes her some cheese. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common!
"I must, I must, I must increase my bust..."

"How much do I love Celebrity Hot Sauce? This much!"

So there you have it - some remarkable insight into the mind of one of the most beautiful women in the world. Apparently the girl likes her some cheese. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common!
Labels:
Alessandra Ambrosio,
Supermodel
Friday, November 20, 2009
Victoria's Secret Angels At The Armory

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC
The Victoria's Secret Angels floated down from their cloud of heavenly lingerie bliss to put on a show at The Armory in New York City last night. And as always, those friggin' angels did not disappoint. Wow. Luscious as always they are -- sayeth Master Yoda. We've got the world's sexiest MILF Alessandra Ambrosio leading the way with her "fierce" walk, followed by Australian's greatest export Miranda Kerr in mini-black wings, then a pair of blond-a-licious honey pies take over in the form of delicious Doutzen Kroes and candy-lipped Candice Swanepoel. How do we create a big finish? Well, how about the grande dame of the supermodels - Mrs. Seal aka Heidi Klum. Niiiicccceeee. Enjoy the runway hotness - Cheers!

Picture: Miranda Kerr 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC

Picture: Doutzen Kroes 2009 Victorias Secret Fashion Show NYC

Picture: Candice Swanepoel 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC

Picture: Heidi Klum 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC
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Alessandra Ambrosio,
Doutzen Kroes,
Heidi Klum,
Lingerie,
Miranda Kerr,
Supermodel
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK
The look Brazilian Victoria's Secret Supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros is giving her fellow BVSS Alessandra Ambrosio in the first pic here from this spread in December GQ UK - the smoldering, lusty eyed look she's giving her as she lays there all stretched out in a bikini before her --- that look says everything I'm thinking. And the fantasy stirring these two exquisite gals are creating here... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... is all I'm sayin' people.






Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK 1

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK 2

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK 3

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK 4

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK 5
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Alessandra Ambrosio,
Ana Beatriz Barros,
Bikini,
Supermodel
Friday, October 30, 2009
Shocking News! Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Awesome In A Bikini!

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot 1
Is Alessandra Ambrosio the world's sexiest MILF? Well, consider this --- the woman you're drooling at in these amazing photos from her recent Victoria's Secret Bikini photo shoot in St. Barth's had her baby about 1 year ago. Notice all the cellulite dripping from her arse. And the tummy - look at the sagginess. And the boobs, man they droop now don't they? NO THEY DON'T!!!! There's the thing - there is no way you could possibly tell that her super-tight, super-sleek, super-luscious body ever pooped out a kid. Let alone as recently as a friggin' year ago. Damn she is just as sexy and gorgeous as ever here. So enjoy dreaming about being the lucky one to suckle on those... mmmmm..... sorry, I'm already there.

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot 2

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot 3

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot 4

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot 5
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Labels:
Alessandra Ambrosio,
Bikini,
Supermodel
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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