Alessandra Ambrosio String Bikini In St. Bart's

Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel and all round MILF-tastic superbabe Alessandra Ambrosio went to St. Bart's presumably for a Viccy's photo shoot... and the poor thing got stuck out on a raft, or surfboard, or something all by herself! Ack! What's a hottie to do? Well, the quick thinking Ali sprung into action and started paddling... and laughing... well, laughing mostly. Mmmm... she looks good when she laughs. And happens to be be wearing a barely there string bikini. Enjoy the candid hotness!

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Playful In Miami

Honestly, I think the world's sexiest MILF - Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio - is trying to kill me. Yup, the girl is doing her level best to give me a heart attack. How? Well... not only is she showing off just acres and acres of her near perfect girl flesh in these candid snaps from Miami Beach - but she's also displaying a boatload of fun and spunky personality here. Laughing and playing and teasing and... SHE IS AWESOME! I know my heart rate jumped well beyond the safety zone as I gazed... leered at... devoured... these loverly pictures at least. Mmmmm.... gawd bless her thumb is all I'm gonna say about that second shot there. Gawd bless that thumb. And how about that last one there... how'd you like to see that in front of you as yer getting into bed? Would you sell your soul for that view? Oh yeah. Yup. Yeeeessssss. Anywho - enjoy the supermodel bikini-liciousness - Cheers.

Alessandra Ambrosio Candid Bikini Hotness

So... is she or isn't she? What? The sexiest MILF on the planet - that's what. Well, Alessandra Ambrosio may just be - but the only person who can really answer that question is you my friend. So have a gander at her as she shows off her lovely long and lean lusciousness in this nice candid bikini pic - pre-kid - and make up your mind. I say... maybe... just maybe. Yes that is a major cop out -- so sue me! Enjoy the view - Cheers.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Stretchy

Brazilian Victoria's Secret Supermodel and MILF extraordinaire, Miss Alessandra Ambrosio, shows off her stretching skills on a beach in St. Barth yesterday. I dunno if she's working the yoga thing or maybe doing some Tai-Chi or... oh wait... hang on a second -- through the magic of Celebrity Hot Sauce's Long Distance Vulcan Mind Meld Technology (patent pending) - I understand we now have access to what she was thinking during her workout! Let's have a look shall we? Sure why not...

"I must, I must, I must increase my bust..."

"How much do I love Celebrity Hot Sauce? This much!"

"They wanna pay me how much to do the next Vicky's catalog!?!"

"Oh yeah, you know you want a piece 'o me boys..."

"I like cheese."

So there you have it - some remarkable insight into the mind of one of the most beautiful women in the world. Apparently the girl likes her some cheese. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common!

Victoria's Secret Angels At The Armory

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC

The Victoria's Secret Angels floated down from their cloud of heavenly lingerie bliss to put on a show at The Armory in New York City last night. And as always, those friggin' angels did not disappoint. Wow. Luscious as always they are -- sayeth Master Yoda. We've got the world's sexiest MILF Alessandra Ambrosio leading the way with her "fierce" walk, followed by Australian's greatest export Miranda Kerr in mini-black wings, then a pair of blond-a-licious honey pies take over in the form of delicious Doutzen Kroes and candy-lipped Candice Swanepoel. How do we create a big finish? Well, how about the grande dame of the supermodels - Mrs. Seal aka Heidi Klum. Niiiicccceeee. Enjoy the runway hotness - Cheers!

Picture: Miranda Kerr 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC

Picture: Doutzen Kroes 2009 Victorias Secret Fashion Show NYC

Picture: Candice Swanepoel 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC

Picture: Heidi Klum 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show NYC

Three Victoria's Secret Bikini Beach Angels

Picture: Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller Bikini Beach

Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros Do GQ UK

The look Brazilian Victoria's Secret Supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros is giving her fellow BVSS Alessandra Ambrosio in the first pic here from this spread in December GQ UK - the smoldering, lusty eyed look she's giving her as she lays there all stretched out in a bikini before her --- that look says everything I'm thinking. And the fantasy stirring these two exquisite gals are creating here... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... is all I'm sayin' people.

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Shocking News! Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Awesome In A Bikini!

Picture: Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot 1

Is Alessandra Ambrosio the world's sexiest MILF? Well, consider this --- the woman you're drooling at in these amazing photos from her recent Victoria's Secret Bikini photo shoot in St. Barth's had her baby about 1 year ago. Notice all the cellulite dripping from her arse. And the tummy - look at the sagginess. And the boobs, man they droop now don't they? NO THEY DON'T!!!! There's the thing - there is no way you could possibly tell that her super-tight, super-sleek, super-luscious body ever pooped out a kid. Let alone as recently as a friggin' year ago. Damn she is just as sexy and gorgeous as ever here. So enjoy dreaming about being the lucky one to suckle on those... mmmmm..... sorry, I'm already there.

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