4 Out Of 5 Dentists Prefer Adrianne Curry Naked

Yeah, I know. America's Next Top Model cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry is a desperate little fame whore. Yes, she is annoying as hell. Uh-huh, I totally agree with you - she is a complete and utter pain in the ass. BUT... gawd damn it she looks amazing nude. She really, really does. I just happened upon this piccie here where she's buck naked and lying on her back with just that stupid hand covering her bare boob... and... well... I immediately forgave her any and all idiocity. I am shallow like that. I bet you are too. Well, 4 out of 5 Dentists agree with me at least -- and that 5th one? Well, he was dropped on his head as a child. We call him "Oops! Pulled Out The Wrong Tooth Again" McGee. Annyyywaayyyys, in keeping with Adrianne's penchant for posting pics of her various body parts on Twitter I've included a few detail views of her glorious nudity. Gawd I am such a perv. Enjoy!






Celebrity Hot Sauce Top 3:

Julie Bowen Nude
Jennifer Carpenter Nude
Megan Fox's Bare Naked Boobs

Adrianne Curry's Lusty Lesbian Fantasy

I really didn't wanna do another Adrianne Curry post so soon (see Adrianne Curry Really Wants To Show You Her Boobs... Again). Lord knows I didn't. But really, what am I supposed to do? The America's Next Top Model cycle 1 winner and desperate fame whore took to Twitter recently and posted these pics... and... well... they're friggin' AWESOME! Awesome I tells ya! I'm sorry, but I am utterly powerless in the face of a beautiful woman stripping nude and playing a game of press the naked boobies with another bare assed random hottie. Plus there's girl lips touching girl lips and other girl parts touching other girl parts... I know this might make me lame but there are few things on this earth that I enjoy more than that. I'm gonna bet you just might enjoy too - so just relax and have a nice long leer! Cheers.





Celebrity Hot Sauce Top 3:

Julie Bowen Nude
Jennifer Carpenter Nude
Megan Fox's Bare Naked Boobs

Adrianne Curry Really Wants To Show You Her Boobs... Again

Soooo you remember that Battle of The Twittered Boobs: Coco vs. Curry post here at Celebrity Hot Sauce a little while ago? You know, the one featuring a lovely self-clicked view down America's Next Top Model Cycle 1 champ Adrianne Curry's body starting with her mmm... mmmm... good boobies? Right, well, apparently she figured it had been a while, that pic was from the summer after all, got a bit bored yesterday and so decided it was high time you had another look. I sure ain't complaining... 'cause, you know, they're pretty damn nice. Anyways, she also has this current fetish with Star Wars she's working through - thus the presence of Darth Vader. Darth has a pretty good position wouldn't ya say?

Adrianne Curry's Picture Caption: Boobs, He Is Your Father....

Also included here for your reading pleasure are three pretty good responses to her Twitpic post -- it's good to know the world still has a pretty good supply of smart asses. My fave it the first one - but feel free to decide your fave for yourself... or come up with your own. That'd be a fun way to kill a few more precious seconds at the office on a Monday morning don't ya think? Sure it would.

rcortez on November 29, 2009

I don't think that's a lightsaber in Vaders hand

talldutchbloke on November 29, 2009

I lovd your white socks!

Erume on November 30, 2009

OMG!! she´s not wearing a belt!!

Battle Of The Twittered Boobs: Coco vs. Curry

So here we have a battle for the ages people! Two D-list fame whores on the very fringes of celebrity -- Nicole "Coco" Austin a former Playmate and clinger onto proper stars in a variety of photos and Adrianne Curry the first and only winner of America's Next Top Model that you remember at all -- are facing off here today at Celebrity Hot Sauce in the Battle Of The Twittered Boobs. Damn that sounds awfully, wonderfully dirty don't it? Twittered Boobs. I love it! I think I'll get that trademarked. Annnyyywayyysss, both of them apparently want you to have a real nice view of their prone bodies because they self-photographed and self-posted these pics for your viewing pleasure. So the question is:

Do you prefer...

Coco's Huge Silicone Mountains?

Or Adrianne's Naturally Soft Hills?

It's all a matter of preference isn't it? There are arguments to be made either way, but I'll leave the choice up to you. Me, I'm reminded for some reason of a line from a poem I learned in High School - The Charge Of The Light Brigade - that went a little something like this... ahem "... Into the Valley of Death rode the six hundred..." in the case of both of these lovely ladies - the number is probably a little higher.

Picture: Nicole Coco Austin Twitters Her Boobs

Picture: Adrianne Curry Twitters Her Boobs

Adrianne Curry Twitters Her Body Parts

Dunno if you know this about "America's Next Top Model" cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry -- she's a bit of an exhibitionist and desperate attention seeker. Not that there's anything wrong with that, she is in the fame business after all. Well, here's bunch of pics she's posted recently on Twitter -- and from them we learn the following:

1. She's not so good at applying make-up
2. She looks pretty darn good from the front or back
3. She carved NIN from the "Sin" album in her leg when she was 12 years old
4. She weighs 142 lbs

Picture: Adrianne Curry Face

Picture: Adrianne Curry Bikini Beach Body View

Picture: Adrianne Curry Bikini Beach Back View

Picture: Adrianne Curry Carved NIN In Her Leg

Picture: Adrianne Curry Feet On A Weight Scale

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