Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Miranda Kerr Oh So Naked For GQ

Would you just looky here! It's Australian Victoria's Secret Angel, supermodel Miranda Kerr 100% nude for the February 2010 issue of GQ. When I say 100% nude I mean - THE GIRL HASN'T GOT A STITCH OF CLOTHING ON!!!! Not one silly little stitch. We get to view the entire looooooong and lovely length of her in the buff. In her birthday suit. Au naturel. Naked. Nude. Bare assed. From the top of her chestnut brown silky mane of hair to her teeny, cute and highly suckable little toes. Mmmmmmmmmmm... she is just about perfect. Perfect I tells ya! That stupid Elf/ Pirate Orlando Bloom had better bloody well appreciate what he's hooked himself up with. He'd better be treating her right... or else. Yes - he will feel the mighty wrath of Celebrity Hot Sauce... I'll make fun of him is what I'm saying. The lucky f#$king bastard. Enjoy the oodles of bare Miranda flesh! Cheers.

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