American Idol Winners: What They're Doing Right Now

The ratings juggernaut that is American Idol has begun promoting it's next session of dream creation -- Season 9 - so what better time than now to have a quick look at what's going on with the previous season's winners. I mean like what they're doing - right now -- at this very moment... don't worry, they're all total fame whores - they entered a Reality TV competition after all - so they're gonna love any attention they get. So c'mon let's have a peek...

The Winners

Kelly Clarkson: Eating cake.



Ruben Studdard: Wishing he could afford to eat cake. And a 20 pound roast. And...



Fantasia Barrino: Plotting her revenge.



Carrie Underwood: Bathing in money.



Taylor Hicks: "You want fries with that?"



Jordin Sparks: Considering liposuction.



David Cook: Playing Casinorama. Again.



Kris Allen: Cursing the fickle gods of fate.

Other notables

Clay Aiken: Trying to remember where his pants are.



Bo Bice: Smashing his head into a wall repeatedly.



Chris Daughtry: Wondering why he didn't think of kissing a dude at the AMAs.



Katharine McPhee: Having "relations" with a hot blond babe. Well, at least that's what she's doing in my fantasy right now.



David Archuleta: Trying to stop his dad from beating him.



Adam Lambert: Realizing that all publicity is NOT good publicity.