Tuesday, December 1, 2009

American Idol Winners: What They're Doing Right Now

The ratings juggernaut that is American Idol has begun promoting it's next session of dream creation -- Season 9 - so what better time than now to have a quick look at what's going on with the previous season's winners. I mean like what they're doing - right now -- at this very moment... don't worry, they're all total fame whores - they entered a Reality TV competition after all - so they're gonna love any attention they get. So c'mon let's have a peek...

The Winners

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson: Eating cake.

Ruben Studdard

Ruben Studdard: Wishing he could afford to eat cake. And a 20 pound roast. And...

Fantasia Barrino

Fantasia Barrino: Plotting her revenge.

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood: Bathing in money.

Taylor Hicks

Taylor Hicks: "You want fries with that?"

Jordin Sparks

Jordin Sparks: Considering liposuction.

David Cook

David Cook: Playing Casinorama. Again.

Kris Allen

Kris Allen: Cursing the fickle gods of fate.

Other notables

Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken: Trying to remember where his pants are.

Bo Bice

Bo Bice: Smashing his head into a wall repeatedly.

Chris Daughtry

Chris Daughtry: Wondering why he didn't think of kissing a dude at the AMAs.

Katharine McPhee

Katharine McPhee: Having "relations" with a hot blond babe. Well, at least that's what she's doing in my fantasy right now.

David Archuleta

David Archuleta: Trying to stop his dad from beating him.

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert: Realizing that all publicity is NOT good publicity.


Anonymous said...

Celebrity Hot Sauce is like Kim Jong Il and George Bush doing each other up the cornhole.

Anonymous said...

American Idol and their fans are all pretty toolish.


Mike Miller said...

Finally! A quality insult. Thank you spineless coward Anonymous blog commenter dude for the Jong Il and Bush cornhole slag off. My hat is off to you sir :D

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