Picture: Glenn Beck Hospital Bed
10. Take away all of his toys. All of 'em.
9. Onions. Jammed into his eyes.
8. Poke him with a stick. Again... and again... and again...
7. Tell him unless he stops crying, his show is gonna be canceled.
6. Insist that he makes sense at least 25% of the time.
5. Waterboarding.
4. Tell him George W. hates his friggin' guts.
3. Kidney punch. Not just one...
2. Taser him.
1. Kick him square in the nuts. Really, really... really hard.
9. Onions. Jammed into his eyes.
8. Poke him with a stick. Again... and again... and again...
7. Tell him unless he stops crying, his show is gonna be canceled.
6. Insist that he makes sense at least 25% of the time.
5. Waterboarding.
4. Tell him George W. hates his friggin' guts.
3. Kidney punch. Not just one...
2. Taser him.
1. Kick him square in the nuts. Really, really... really hard.