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Whew! We have a new contender for the "World's Biggest Douchebag" today -- in one failed baseball player and minor role player on MTV "The Hills" known as Doug Reinhardt. Yeah, this scumbag decided he should wrap his big paws around the lithe neck of the heiress the world loves to hate - Paris Hilton. Now hate her as you may she is still a woman. A woman the fraction of the size of her on-again, off-again boyfriend. Sure they were having a fight. She had screamed that she wanted to kill him after he tossed her cell-phone from their limo. BUT does this in any way give the man license to friggin' choke her? CHOKE HER! Let that sink in for a second would ya. A former minor league baseball player was throttling a girl. There. Is. No. Excuse. For. That. EVER!!! Well, the paparazzi caught all the action as they left their second of two Halloween parties that night - they'd been at Heidi Klum's Voyeur bash and another at the Roosevelt hotel. So no bullshit from his P.R. reps is gonna make this go away. So welcome to the douchebag club Doug. Hope you enjoy your time with your fellow scum of the earth. Bastard.
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