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Miley Cyrus' hair has had enough -- and it isn't gonna take it anymore! Goddamn it just look at all the attention her bum and her thighs have been getting lately. Is that fair? I asked you IS THAT FAIR? No it bloody well isn't. What in the hell is her hair anyways, chopped liver? It most certainly is not. It's a nice chestnut brown color and kinda wavy you know... has a nice sheen and gloss to it. Right? Sure, so what the hell? The frustration proved to be just too much to bear any longer - and so - in the middle of a recent concert - that hair (which it should be noted until now has been a pacifist) ATTACKED! Poor Miley's head and face were under such an assault that the young singer was forced to her knees at one point and to seek refuge behind a police barrier at another. After the show though the two sides kissed and made up. Miley promised to give the hair equal time on stage and the hair promised to... stop trying to suffocate her. A fair deal I think.
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