Heidi Montag: A Fame Whore Devours NYC

Heidi Montag attacked New York City over the last few days as part of her dreaded "How To Be Famous" book tour. It's a miracle anyone survived, but New Yorkers have certainly proved themselves to be a pretty resilient bunch, so kudos to them. Because what an onslaught it was! Will the city ever truly be the same? There was the Associated Press interview, the Regis and Kelly interview, the Entertainment Tonight Interview, the Tyra Banks show interview... my good gawd the blond MTV "The Hills" babe was everywhere. And no doubt she dragged that friggin' douchebag husband of hers along with her everywhere.... oh the horror... the horror... Anyways - here she is at each of these stops getting made up and ready to... devour the audience... I mean sell the piece of crap "book" her management team had paid the ape "Koko" to put together. Enjoy the behind the scenes look at the fame whore. And yes, I know I'm contributing to the whole thing... I understand the irony. So shaddap.

Picture: Heidi Montag Gets Made Up For AP Interview

Picture: Heidi Montag Gets Made Up For Regis and Kelly

Picture: Heidi Montag Gets Made Up For Entertainment Tonight

Picture: Heidi Montag Gets Made Up For Tyra Banks