Kim Kardashian Bikini Busting For Aussie FHM

"Sex on two legs! You're tearing me apart!" -- sorry about that, and many many apologies to the late great Freddie Mercury for butchering his song - but holy hell man -- Kimmy Kardashian is just... WOW!!! I think these pics might've been recycled for the April edition of Australian FHM - but who freaking cares? They. Are. Awesome! This woman is sex on two legs if ever a woman was. Luscious. Curvy. Lusty. Busty. Ass-tastic. And that look on her face! Talk about an invitation for getting busy. Damn wonderful. Enjoy the bikini busting deliciousness - Cheers.

Britney Spears Pokes Around A Maserati

Hot damn! It really can be pretty friggin' exciting when you're going out to get yerself a brand spanking new Maserati. Pretty damn exciting indeed. I mean, just check out the blond pop goddess Britney Spears here as she goes to git herself one. Yeah, that girl is all kinds of excited. The evidence is clear. The ear to ear grin, the twinkle in the eyes... and would you look at that - those high beams are turned all the way on ain't they? Yes, yes they are. Yay! Enjoy the candid Brit-Brit - Cheers.

Hilary Duff's Legs Starring In Beauty and the Dorks

Okay, so the last time Celebrity Hot Sauce paid any attention to former child star Hilary Duff - she was smooching Jessica Szohr on Gossip Girl. Yeah, that was hot. Anyways, apparently she's got a movie coming out in April - Beauty and the Briefcase - it's all about a career gal who gets a gig at Cosmopolitan, falls in love, complications, hilarity and BORINGNESS ensue. Whatever. Like either of us are ever gonna see the thing. But on the upside, it creates the excuse for these promo pics with the sexy blond showing off her legs alongside the dorks who appear in the movie with her. And day-um, them's some niiiiice legs!

In related news... I mean REALLY related news, Hilary's older sister Haylie Duff is apparently gonna try to slip in on younger sis's P.R. blitz by releasing this here boob-centric Twitpic the other day. Here's the Celebrity Hot Sauce rating: Face = 5, Boobs = 7. Not bad.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Cover W

So I guess Celebrity Hot Sauce will file this one under One for the Guys and One for the Gals - 'cause apparently there's some ladies out there who likey Gerard Butler. Sure he's handsome... and funny... and in great shape... okay, okay, fair enough. But really the treat here is for us dudes in the form of the de-freaking-licious and only getting sexier as she gets older Jennifer Aniston. She is all kinds of hot as she poses on Gerard's lap there on the cover of W's April issue. She's wearing... stockings. Mmmmmm... Jen's legs and thighs in silk stockings... yummmmmm. Then there's a few more - Jen counting out the cash in a car - bonus more stockings! -- and Jen getting busted by "The Man". All of this is of course part of the P.R. blitz for The Bounty Hunter - which looks like a pretty good flick. Yup, one for the guys and one for the gals indeed - the perfect date night movie. Enjoy the pics - Cheers.

Megan Fox Assumes The Position

Okay so a little while ago Celebrity Hot Sauce brought you the Megan Fox cover pic from the April edition of Harper's Bazaar UK. Now here today we have the inside piccies - most of which are pretty pedestrian fashion magazine type pics -- you know, more about the clothes than the babe inside 'em. EXCEPT that first shot there - which is actually an out-take - presumably because it falls waaaaay more into the men's magazine cheesecake zone. And that my friends is the zone I like the best. I mean, gawd damn! Would you look at the world's sexiest woman down on all fours with her perfect - PERFECT - ass perched up nice and high in the air, her slender back arched, her face turned back to give you that "look" over her bare shoulder....mmmmmmmmmm... it is quite possibly the sexiest picture of her I've ever seen. And like you, I've seen a whole lot of 'em. Enjoy... seriously, how could you not.

Modern Family In Hawaii

Without a doubt Celebrity Hot Sauce's fave new comedy is Modern Family on ABC. Sure, I've told ya all about it already annnnnnd featured great nude piccies of the pair of MILF-a-licious stars Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara. Now here today we have a bunch of cool shots of a bunch of the cast as the show has apparently gone over to Hawaii to film an episode or two. Yup, we gots Julie Bowen in a bikini enjoying the surf, we gots Sofia Vergara in a form fitting green dress and the great Ed O'Neill and some of the kids and Sarah Hyland who plays Julie's 16 year old daughter - but who is in fact 19 years old. What? It's true. I looked it up on IMDB so shaddap. Anyways, enjoy the candid views - Cheers.

Link-tastic #56

Casting Has Begun For Men In Black 3 @ Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Too Much Information By Sharon Osbourne @ I Need My Fix

Wanna Smell Like Jennifer Aniston? @ Backseat Cuddler

Calvin Klein Gets Naughty For X Video @ Busy Bee

Britney Buys A Car @ Poor Britney

Lindsay Is The Skankopotamus @ Dipped In Cream

Kid Cudi Pursuit Of Happiness Video @ Earsucker

Farrah Snub At Oscars Explained @ Gossips Anonymous

Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Assault. Again.@ Hilary Shepherd

The Good Heart Movie Trailer @ The Star Celeb