Scarlett Johansson Fires Iron Man's Weapon

I gotta say I think Iron Man 2 is shaping up to be THE COOLEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!! Okay, maybe that's a wee bit OTT (that's "over the top" for the abbreviation challenged) - but at the very least the thing is gonna be HUGE!!! Huge I tells ya. Ya gots yer Robert Downey Jr swaggering around as Tony Stark, ya gots yer revitalized man-beast Mickey Rourke as Whiplash and of course ya gots yer Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Yummmmmmmmmyyyyyy Black Widow. Anyways, here's a few stills from the flick with ScarJo firing Iron Man's weapon. Yes. I know. She can fire your weapon anytime she wants. Mine too ;)

Flashback: Jessica Alba Cracks One Off

There is simply no celebrity better at delivering candid bikini shots than the incredible edible Jessica Alba. Oh the joy she has brought to Celebrity Hot Sauce's heart over the years - showing off her perfectly formed, sculpted, shaped body in wee little bikini's. She invented "The Alba" of course, you know, the candid bikini down on all fours arse perched regally high up in the air pose. And here as a Spring Break Special we revisit the ass crack revealing snaps she gifted the world with a few years back. Enjoy the crazy-luscious view - Cheers.

An Interesting View Of Miley Cyrus

Sooooo this is apparently what yer gonna see should ya ever drag yourself to a Miley Cyrus concert. Yup, these are the official pics released by Miley's team 'o thousands on her official site for those willing to shell out the big bucks for full access. And you get to see 'em for free here at Celebrity Hot Sauce you lucky bastard you. Really we're all lucky 'cause I dunno about you, but you'd have to beat me over the head with a tire iron and tie me down to get me into an arena with the screaming pack of miscreants who'd wanna go see Miley's concert. Now a Def Leppard reunion show - that's a whole other thing entirely --- "Photograph! I don't want your - Photograph! I don't need your - Photograph! All I got is your - Photograph! I wanna touch you! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Flashback: Lindsay Lohan Exposed!

It really wasn't that long ago that it was a real treat to catch of glimpse of Lindsay Lohan's sideboob, or underboob, or deep cleavage. I mean, of course nowadays you can't take a step without falling over a picture of Lindsay Lohan's bare boobs - but just for the fun of it - it being Spring Break and all - let's all take a little stroll back a few months and years ago - to a kinder gentler time when seeing Lindsay without her shirt on was a glorious thing. Enjoy!

Hump Day Hot Links #21

Billy Corgan Says No Kissing and Telling Dude @ Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Quote of the Day By Stephen Moyer @ I Need My Fix

Jessica Simpson Does NOT Brush Her Teeth @ Backseat Cuddler

Heidi Montag Has Lost Her Mind @ Busy Bee

Peepaw Hates Lindsay Lohan @ Poor Britney

Blind Item!!! @ Dipped In Cream

R-Patz to Release Album In 2010 @ Earsucker

Mark Owen Is A Love Cheat @ Gossips Anonymous

Corey Haim Autopsy Confirms He's Dead @ Hilary Shepherd

Tron Legacy Movie Trailer @ The Star Celeb

Emile Hirsch Has Something To Say @ Celebrity VIP Lounge

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Trying To Kill Me

Right. So, if you were ever to picture something as lurid as say.... oh I dunno... getting busy with a supermodel.... like say quite possibly the world's most luscious MILF, Brazilian supermodel and Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio for example - what three positions might you expect to "see" her in hmmmm? Got any faves in that toolbox of yours? Well, all's I'm saying is the woman has gone and delivered Celebrity Hot Sauce's top picks without a doubt in these here candids from a recent Vicky's bikini photo shoot in St. Bart's. Cripes even the look on her face is just about right. Damn. I kid you not when I tell you I just about had a heart attack from pure joy when I first saw these suckers.

Oh and check this out -- can you spot the supermodel here who has pooped out a kid? Cripes... Alessandra's yummy tummy is tighter and more toned than either of those gals. I don't wanna be mean but... ain't they kinda biggish to be doing a Vicky's bikini shoot? Or is this a Plus Size dealio? But then... what's a wisp of a gal like Alessandra doing with them.... hmmmmm... I'm confused.... and yet oddly happy at the same time...

Flashback: Britney Spears Exposed!

Britney Spears has been one of the hottest babes on the planet ever since her debut back in the late 90's -- and here today at Celebrity Hot Sauce, as another Spring Break Special, we all get the chance to enjoy some of her best topless pics from back in the day. Not that she's not still hella sexy these days - 'cause she is - but pre-baby pooping out she was just... to freaking die for. Enjoy the classic Britney hotness - Cheers.